I’m a big VFF fan so I wanted to share this real-life VFF tryout with you but oh my sweet merciful fates the dude’s website is called My Achilles Rupture which is pretty much the most disgusting thing ever, especially when he shows the scars from his freaking rupture. A rupture! Gah! In his tendon! GAH!

Here’s a picture of a unicorn and a kitten to get the taste of that image out of your head.

So I saw Up yesterday with the boy and I wondered if anyone had invented a collar that can allow dogs to communicate a bit more clearly a la Dug the Dog in the movie. If you haven’t seen it, one of the characters has created a collar that reads a dog’s thoughts (”Squirrel!”) and plays them out loud. Hilarity ensues.

So I’m looking around and discover that yes, such a thing exists, but it’s definitely a bit less high-tech than I thought. I introduce to you the X-Rated Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar. Gah.

Are you a dog lover? Here is a gadget that will give you hours of fun, Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar; this is the worlds first talking dog collar.

You can take your dog for a walk and be the envy of your friends, with the
RC control you can make your dog use funny phrases such as:

* It’s a dog eat dog world, so eat me!
* Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!
* Woof, woof, I don’t think we’ve been formally introduced

It’s only $12.99 so you won’t have to spend much to lose your dignity.