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Yes indeed, you undoubtedly can aquire a brand new iphone and make your girlfriend loathe you in one effortless step. Here’s how you do it…

There is a expression in which change is an inevitable part of life (and also In N Out Burger) and the easiest way we are able to acknowledge change is always to accept it.

Thus it’s with a wistful heart that I bid farewell to my iPhone.

My iPhone 2G!!

Yup, it’s true. After practically three years the phone finally died on me following the twelfth drop. Saturday night while in the parking area at Carlees Bar in Borrego Springs, California (brief promo so I might get that beer comped that I skipped out on). I inadvertendly drop kicked it into the Lexus sport utility vehicle beside me (my apologies) and after that it plopped on the 30-year old asphalt. You know, the type of asphalt Godzilla would use to file his claws.

Ouch.

No biggie I figured. This thing has been bulletproof. I’ve dropped it quite a few times prior to that…and even all the way down a flight of stairs…

Well on this occasion Kenneth Holland (ME!) was not so lucky.

I picked up my phone, went in to the restaurant, ordered that (totally free?) beer and started sending text messages and Twittering like I usually do (plus I didn’t see any cute girls to deflect my typically brief attention span).

All was well and then it went wrong: My iPhone started behaving funky…display screen going blank and then coming back on and losing signal.

Crap.

You know, the type of ‘oh no’ you mutter in that muted, halted tone essentially to yourself when you recognize you’ve really blown it. The ‘cold shot up your back sensation.

“C’mon….no. Damn. Turn back on. No no no no…..”

And then the phone came back on.

Okay…great…that was close! Then it produced a bizarre buzzing noise, and after that began to heat up…quickly.

Then it turned off.

It was then when I knew I’d finally broke my iphone. During my haste while in the darn parking lot to primp and preen just before walking in to the bar (which for a guy consists of cleaning his nose of foreign ‘objects’ and
placing breath mints in his pocket) I fumbled my cell phone into permanent oblivion.

Evidently, despite the fact that I know http://kennethholland.com/446/how-to-set-up-a-blog-for-cash-and-fun/, I don’t know how to hold onto my iphone .

An unfortunate occasion to be certain. However it was Saturday night and I wasn’t gonna let this kind of problem wreck my night. And also I had an ideal excuse to buy the new iPhone 4!

See? Fantastic! Everthing works out in the long run.

Next it struck me…

I don’t have a phone.

I can’t make a phone call.

I can’t send a text message.

I can’t check email.

I can’t Tweet.

I can’t post on Facebook.

Disaster.

So what can I do NOW???

I had to get myself together and fast. I had a ‘date’ of sorts so I needed to forget about this dreadful misfortune and get my head back in the game. Knowing that (most?) women hate us guys that love our gizmos I needed to get my ‘I don’t need a cell phone because I’m right here with you baby’ game face on and fast.

Yeah right.

I survived about thirty-five minutes with her. The beads of perspiration began to collect on my forehead and my palms began to twitch. “Where’s the phone dude?” my hands were saying to me. The conversation was swimming in my head…”It’s in the car. We don’t need the iphone right now.”

“Bullshit!!” I could hear my hands holler at me.

“Is something wrong?”

My date. I looked up. Puzzled. “Was she talking to me?”, I asked myself.

‘You appear pale Ken,’ she stated flatly. It’s almost as though she knew the words that were going to spill out from my mouth next.

Frickin’ women are too darn intuitive.

I tried to fake it…

“I’m a tad bummed. I dropped and broke my iPhone”, I explained with a calculated tone. “I needed to make a pretty important phone call and I’m a little bit upset at myself. But…you know, I’ll just have to purchase a brand new iphone when I go back home. The time had come for a new one anyways.”

“Okay! I did it!” I assured myself. I made it sound like it’s not a big issue and now we can have a pleasurable evening with each other.

And then she baited me. And that was it.

“Well fine!! You’re on that cell phone constantly, sometimes I question if you remember that I’m actually here…you and that ‘Social dating’ fantasy-land stuff!” she barked.

I couldn’t restrain myself.

“Facebook is not for dating!”, I blurted. “And neither is Twitter. And they’ll become the new email…you know…how folks will communicate…it’s how everyone will hook up to one another…it’s social media…it’s…it’s…damn! I need my iphone…let me try my cell phone again…I have to check my Gmail! Perhaps it’ll work this time!!!!”

My speech quivered in equal parts desperation and indignation. I mean, MY phone was busted! That ought to trump any kind of plans until this catastrophe is fixed.

Right?

“Freak”, she muttered at me while she shook her head. She nearly seemed like she felt sorry for my situation and planned to hug me…but that was my man-ego thinking.

“Where are you going?”, I questioned. I understood darn well where she was heading. Anywhere where I, Twitter and Facebook wasn’t.

“Good luck with that search honey”, I proclaimed to myself while at the same time realizing that I had no iPhone, and no date.

So off I went back to Carlees to grab a beer and pay Tony the bartender for the one I don’t imagine I’m comped on.

I’m sure I would know somebody there with at least a Blackberry I could borrow.

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You can more or less tell by the name that the WowWee Paperjamz guitar is actually made out of nothing more than plain paper, but despite its seemingly fragile construction, it is more than capable of churning out tunes – as long as it is plugged into speakers or a pair of headphones. There will be five different styles of guitar available, where the Stratocaster will offer ‘What I Like About You’, ‘Two Princes’ and ‘End Of The World’; while the Telecaster has ‘Born To Be Wild’, ‘Mississippi Queen’ and ‘Smoke On The Water’; with the Flying V sporting ‘You Really Got Me’, ‘Blitzkrieg Bop’ and ‘Godzilla’; and the Explorer has ‘Hey There Delilah’, ‘All Star’ and ‘Helicopter’ with the SG-style guitar having ‘Woman’, ‘Rock Star’ and ‘Take It To The Limit’. Depending on how you like it, there are three ways to use them – strumming along to the songs would be the easier, while the second method is “rhythm mode” that involves a degree of talent since you will not only have to strum along to the rhythm of the songs, but control each song played as well. Last but not least would be the hardest of them all, where you play freestyle to make up notes and songs as your talent leads you. Retailing for $35 a pop, there are also paper amplifiers and drums to go along with it.

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