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Cool People Purchase New Replacement Wiper Blade Always.

Posted by on Saturday, 7 August, 2010

It has been demonstrated by our most brilliant scientists that people who purchase wiper blades on a frequent basis are in fact all round much cooler on average than people who do not. You think this is stupid but you would be mistaken as the next time you hop into your car and turn on the ignition take some time to appraise just what an abject human being you really are. You used to be cool man, what became to making it in a rock and roll band or training as an astronaut somewhere along the path you lost your way and became boring. The wiper blades rule is an established fact, the less wiper blades you buy the contracted sex you have and the balder you become. In fact life becomes a thick thicket of disappointment and compromise until you are affected and surrender to a life of small mediocrity.

The wiper blade disillusion process can happen anytime but is usually most apparent in your early thirties, this is the time when you must decide on giving up on your dreams, if you had any to begin with, and taking a nice job which you hate in order to pay for a mortgage and a bunch of kids you barely stand. So get out and buy some wiper blade before you become incredibly un-cool and keel over into the foetal stance and cry yourself to sleep at night. The standard wiper blade model has come a long way before back in the forties or whatever when you last got a pair, these days they come in all sorts of cool new style which you can use to make yourself cool again. The next time you leap into the car and gun it on the open highway spare a thought for the humble wiper blade which keeps your view clear and avoid you driving into a tree at one hundred mile per hour. Imagine that, losing your life so cavalierly all for want of a lone thin strip of rubber costing less moolah than a pint of gin. You don’t want to be eating out of a straw for the last of your life nor crying into your ice bucket for the hurt you’ve caused after careening over the neighbours cat, mittens long stocking the third.

So get off your fat ass and go get a replacement wiper blade right now god damn it, all you really need to know is that the optimum ones are not produced from rubber any more, in fact, these ones are freaking lame, go out and talk to any cool hombre and he will tell you that all the cool kids drive cars with silicone replacement wiper blade attached as default. In fact if you are found by a group of gang bangers without silicone replacement wiper blade on your pimped out ride they will perhaps want to shoot you in the face. The silicone wipers is really good, you see it has a radiant ingredient, silicone, which makes every thing rose coloured and all your desires come true. Its also pretty good at cleaning the wind screen when it rains, that’s pretty good to.


How To Pick A Great Wiper This Year.

Posted by on Thursday, 29 July, 2010

In order to understand the future you must first understand the past and in doing so you will have attained an awareness of the backdrop context in which the wiper blades was engineered and continues to develop. The reader by now perhaps has some comprehension of what a wiper blades actually is and what function it performs in the world. Turn your mind back to the last time you got into your car and turned on the ignition. Those things moving backwards and forwards by the windscreen are your wiper blades and their responsibility is to keep the wind screen cleansed and free from dirt and rain. These days this simple design can be found anywhere from cars all the way to planes and hover craft. In fact anywhere you discover wind screens you will find wiper blades they are even adapted by professional window cleaners these days and do a nice job cleaning large sheet windows.

The wiper blade itself is usually made from rubber and shapes itself to the glass using its tremendous flex. The wiper blade is added to an arm made usually of metal which is attached to an electric motor; the electric motor is driven by power generated from the engine. An electro magnet under the bonnet is used to convert the electrical power into kinetic motion and this in turn actuates the motion of the wiper blade through time and space. It’s a normal system but also one which is quite effective and like all elegant solutions this one has stood the acid test of time. There are many types of this one simple theme yet they all have the same core setup, these days there are even automated wiper blade which sense the volume of rainfall and adjust their speed accordingly.

Some wipers have several different speed settings which the driver can use on their own and use to tailor the quantity of motion with the quantity of rain currently falling from the sky. If you are looking for great quality wipers at great prices today the best place to buy them is online. You don’t want to be exploited by being locked into franchise models which the garage insists you buy from them for greatly inflated marked up prices. You can literally save hundreds of pound every year if you absolutely take some time to look online for some wipers competitive sales. In fact don’t take my word for it go and look up some now and you will see for yourself what a great range and value you will find in the online world. I buy nearly all my things online these days, books, films, video games, fishing rods wipers, anything; they all turn up cheaper online. This is the power of the internet it brings together all the sellers into one big market place where the intense competition drives the prices right down. It truly is a buyers market at the minute so get out there and start surfing the web looking for some additional wipers today. If you want to save even more money get some made out of silicone, these will last forever.


Samsung ML 1710PD Compatible Toner – A Sturdy Machine That Is Guaranteed To Increase Productivity In The Home Office

Posted by on Friday, 4 June, 2010

Sizing up the Samsung ML 1710PD printer quickly reveals a personal monochrome laser printer that delivers good performance, especially when one considers its price. At present, various versions of this handy little printer can be found for between 40 and 60 dollars, with one large website of note offering the printer for about 50 dollars, including shipping. Samsung, the Korean electronics maker, has done a nice job with the printer, it seems.

This particular Samsung is a personal printer model, meaning that it’s been designed to be compact. That it’s also a bit stylish is an added benefit. Additionally, it’s fairly easy to install and it will deliver more than acceptable print quality. To add to the attractiveness of the printer, Samsung has engineered the unit to work well with a wide variety of operating systems. As well, its users compliment it highly on its print speeds.

At 15 pounds, the ML is fairly trim and svelte. At 14 inches by 14 inches by 8 inches, nobody will ever complain that it’s either porky or bulky. For those needing something that sits on a desktop or even a bookshelf, out of the way but doing its job capably enough, the ML will be sure to please. There’ll be no trouble in moving it around, if need be, in other words.

As far as print speed goes, this is a performance aspect where the Samsung ML does itself justice. It can print on A4 paper at about 16 pages every minute and it takes ‘A’ size paper and churns out an additional page in that minute. When it comes to what it can print out on, envelopes, card stock, labels and transparencies, as well as plain paper, all fall under its aegis readily enough.

This particular Samsung can be connected to a computer only one way and that is via USB 2.0 input/output port connections. Keep in mind that the printer is aimed at those with a need for a bargain in mind, so be prepared to spend a few extra dollars on a cable. It’ll come with a toner cartridge, though, and there’s also a setup guide that will quickly walk the printer’s owner through all the steps necessary to get it up and running in short order.

Print quality is rated to be uniformly good with the Samsung ML. It delivers the goods at 600 by 600 dots per inch, which is more than acceptable for the kinds of work this personal printer will probably be performing. And with no evidence of smearing or blurring, anything put out will look clean and crisp under most circumstances. Given the cost of this little Samsung, this comes as a bit of surprise, quite frankly.

Samsung has built the ML to handle about 250 pages of pager in its storage tray, and an output tray comes with the printer as well. Its cartridge is ample enough, at about 3,000 sheets and it has a monthly duty cycle that comes in at 15,000 pages, meaning that there’ll be little cause to call in a maintenance technician to perform much service work.

Taking a look at the Samsung ML 1710PD printer will give one the opportunity to assess an affordable monochrome laser printer that works well as a personal unit for most anyone on a budget but who needs a high-speed model. It can work off of several different operating systems, including Linux and Mac 8.6 and later, as well as all of the most popular Window OSs. Indeed, there’s little downside to the Samsung ML.

This print resolution is aided by the clarity of the Samsung ML 1710PD Printer Toner Cartridges. Seeming to stop the need for reprints, Samsung printer toner cartridge offers everything the moderate user could wish for, including great printer toner prices when shopping online.


133 Photos Lit By a Single Candle [Photography]

Posted by on Monday, 8 March, 2010

For this week’s Shooting Challenge, I asked you to capture a photography by the light of just one candle. Your response, as always, was remarkable.

Most Meme


“Taken with a tripod mounted Canon XSi with a Canon 50mm f1.8 and an extension tube. Exposure was f/2 @ 1/50s, ISO 320.”
[Ed note: Close call, given the Portal shot in the galleries.]
-Adam Carlson

Most Clever


“This was “shot” using my Canon 7D with the 50mm f1.8 prime. Tripod, ISO 800, 1/6 shutter, f2.8. The only light in the image is from a taper candle inserted into a disassembled MAG-Lite. To keep the flame from melting the reflective lens of the flashlight, the setup was aimed up and the final image rotated.”
-Christian Shaffer

Most Fiery


“The shot was taken with my Canon S90 @ F8, ISO 400 and with a 15sec exposure on a tripod. To achieve the blur, I adjusted the head of the tripod downward and back to it’s starting position quickly at the start of the exposure.”
-Jesse Oliveri

Favorite on Film


Camera: Mamiya RZ67
Lens: Mamiya-Sekor 110mm
Film: Kodak 160VC
Shot at: f2.8 at 1 sec
Reflective metered with a Sekonik L-508
Scanned at a low resolution
-Gabriel Padilla

Winner


Canon 5dMark II
Sigma 70-200mm EX
ISO 100
F 2.8
Shutter speed 2.5
“I hung the statue upside down to make it appear that the light was coming from up above. Using long term exposure I quickly moved the candle to light the side of his face.”
[Ed note: This image subverted my expectations completely, re-imagining soft candle light as a crisp backlight. Also, I have a soft spot for The Incredibles, silhouettes and the color red.]
-Felix Mendoza

Note: there are two galleries this week for the sake of our back end:


If participants proved one thing this week, it’s that a single candle is more than apt for photography by modern dSLRS. Well, that, and they’re all gluttons for punishment. Nice job, everyone.

Now cheer* on your favorites in the comments!

(*Just be sure to do so without, you know, being a dick to other participants. Also, for anyone wondering why the lead shot didn’t win, it was taken last summer making it ineligible for competition.)


Ballmer Explains the Cloud, In 5 Easy Steps [Microsoft]

Posted by on Thursday, 4 March, 2010

In his first time speaking at University of Washington—the giant Microsoft-endowed school in the company’s backyard—Steve Ballmer explained “the cloud.”

First, there was a goofy video showing how stoned most UW students are, conducted by a gal with shockingly platinum hair and bronze skin. Then Ballmer says it’s something he’s betting his company on, and that every company is betting their companies on, and that it’s a $3.3 trillion industry. That’s pretty serious. Here are his five key principles:

1. “The Cloud Creates Opportunities and Responsibilities” (In fairness, Ballmer admits it sounds like “some blah blah blah business term.”) What he means is that creators don’t have to come from big-ass tech companies to market cool software now. He says “Apple’s done a very nice job” with the App Store, giving opportunities to developers, and that Microsoft is keen on providing those types of opportunities. How do developers who have worked on open-source or freeware apps finally get some money for their creations? (Does this mean Windows Phone 7 will follow a similar developer strategy? Who knows…)

He also says that the cloud is supposed to give more control to users, not just developers. Control over privacy and anonymity, that is. Ballmer doesn’t mention too many examples, but cites Facebook—obliquely—as an example of the challenges of cloud-related privacy.

2. “The Cloud Learns and Helps You Learn, Decide and Take Action” Machine learning is key to cloud strategy. Ballmer says that when you look out at 83 million websites and try to find something simple but hard to search for, like “What do we as a society spend on healthcare?” you can easily get nothing. “It’s only eight numbers,” Ballmer says, but they’re hard to find in one simple little chart. The cloud needs the intelligence to know what people are looking for, and know how to go and find that information on its own, or collaboratively with users.

Here, to drive the point, Ballmer invited a guy from the Bing team to demo Bing Maps’ explore feature. It’s live, so you can check it out for yourself. Drill down into the University of Washington, if you want a good representation of what they’re doing.

3. “Cloud Enhances Social and Professional Interactions” This Ballmer admits is kind of an obvious notion, as we’re already immersed in it, but he says that the innovations here will improve to a point where “virtual interaction through the cloud is as good as being here today.” He doesn’t mean “as good” in the sense of “as useful.” He means that one day, an entire auditorium of activity would be able to be captured on 3D video and streamed live anywhere, like Harry Potter diving into a Pensieve. (That’d be my Potter fanboy analogy, not Ballmer’s.) He also means, of course, that realtime data collaboration tools will get better and better. He didn’t mention that they’d have anything to compete directly with Google Wave, but if they do, hopefully they’ll focus on ease of use.

As a near-term social example, he brought a demo of Xbox Live TV, something already launched in England with the Sky Player. Imagine Mystery Science Theater 3000 done with Xbox avatars, under a screen playing a live show. In the Sky example, of course, sports are key. I am thinking there are very few live TV events anymore, but maybe a Lost episode or some (non-Olympic) sporting event would be a good example.

4. The Cloud Wants Smarter Devices This pillar of the Ballmer argument is the one that probably makes the most sense to Giz readers and people who have kept up with Windows Phone 7 (and Pink) news. As a student sitting near me just pointed out, the “smarter devices” angle is antithetical to what Google and others seem to preach, but Microsoft obviously cares about processing at the consumer end, and they believe that as long as processing is cheaper than bandwidth it makes sense.

Not surprisingly, his demo is Windows Phone 7, so I’ll spare you any crappy photo and just link you to our comprehensive coverage.

5. “The Cloud Drives Servers Advances That Drive the Cloud” We tend to ignore the hardware demands of the cloud, but obviously, Microsoft’s server business is a key part of Ballmer’s reason for promoting the cloud. He speaks of service issues—systems able to deploy software instantaneously worldwide, without a hassle. “If a machine breaks, that shouldn’t be your problem. There shouldn’t be people babysitting all these machines.” A call for QA, perhaps, and aimed as much internally as it is externally.

An example of the fruits of this is a UW project called Azure Ocean, which is constantly aggregating the world’s oceanographic data, expanding constantly with sensor data every day, noting that it must have been a “very exciting period in the last few weeks” with the earthquake in Chile. No doubt no one will dispute the need for research tools of this scope now.

Ballmer also says that part of this server business is people having their own clouds. Governments and companies want to buy their own systems. Sometimes this is obvious, like for military or strategic purposes, but sometimes it’s just a matter of preference, and Ballmer wants people to be able to buy “refrigerator”-sized water-cooled systems with net connections, if that’s their preference.

Ballmer concludes with the sentiment that “the Cloud fuels Microsoft and Microsoft fuels the cloud.” Take that as you wish.

My own quick take on this is that the cloud is as nebulous as you think, but at least these are areas worth thinking about more. The cloud isn’t anything new, but it’s taking shape, and clearly in the hands of only a few companies. Google is the biggest, and arguably Microsoft is #2. In other words, we need to listen to Ballmer, cuz he’ll be driving it, at least for now.


Rock Band for iPhone doesn’t exactly rock

Posted by on Monday, 19 October, 2009
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Rock Band for iPhone does a nice job recreating the look of the original, if not the feel.

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Rock Band's biggest disappointment: When you play vocals, you don't get to sing.

Originally posted at iPhone Atlas