Posts Tagged Squirrel

The Primary Wipers Are Nice In Fall And Winter.

Posted by on Wednesday, 28 July, 2010

If you reside in a region of the planet where winter prevails you have surely observed by now that wiper blades ability can reduce alot during the low temp winter months and show a marked about turn in amenable weather. The reason for this is simple, the rubber on the wiper blades has a tendency to freeze in cold temperatures and become very fixed and rigid, without the natural flex of the rubber the wiper blades cannot abut itself to the contours of the wind screen and the thing is severely distorted performance. They usually just end up cleaning relatively small patches of the wind screen which the driver then has to see through as they drive perilously along the road toward their inevitable doom. So what? You may be thinking but this is quite irresponsible what happens if you run over a tiny child or even worse an animal, like a cute little squirrel with huge cartoon eyes and a bushy tail. You’ve all seen the Disney channel where the intrepid mongoose and his band of stereotyped characters step out on to the high way in order to find a new home or some such nonsense. Well without wiper blades just fantasize how that movie would end? The cute little guys would be heartlessly culled in an act of hideous depravity, blood and goo every where, oh the horror. Sometimes there are other hazards out there related to starting your car on cold winter mornings, often the wiper blades can become frozen fixed to the wind screen and when turned on they are ripped absconded from the arms.

Even worse than losing your wiper blade you can badly damage the internal mechanism of the wiper blade arm and you will discover yourself being charged a huge bill by some lunatic mechanic who normally over charges people like you, how else would this guy put his kids through college and you don’t want that, you don’t want to be subsidising the accomplishments of his offspring, not on my watch chief. Other less sensational consequences of using different wiper blade in the low temp is that you will no doubt be coerced to use an anti freeze in your washer fluid.

The problem with this solution is the chemicals in the anti freeze will both generate you cancer and make your replacement wiper blades rot quite soon. So what is a guy to do? Another adjunct of the dreaded big freeze is that the low temp will cause the joints in the motor arm to contract and seize up, when summer comes a calling these joints will then expand in the summer sun and the mechanical arm will no longer work properly. It will be forever out of adjustment and you will never have the humble joy of clean wind screens ever again, not in your life time anyway. Another afterthought of all this replacement wiper blades bending is that the replacement wiper blades will tend to make a lot of babble and jiggle about when in use. This is probably the most aggravating manifestation of replacement wiper blades rot and needs to be avoided at all costs.


Make your own Dug the Dog from Up, with more id

Posted by on Sunday, 7 June, 2009

scaledup-char-poster-dug-dog-medsizeSo I saw Up yesterday with the boy and I wondered if anyone had invented a collar that can allow dogs to communicate a bit more clearly a la Dug the Dog in the movie. If you haven’t seen it, one of the characters has created a collar that reads a dog’s thoughts (”Squirrel!”) and plays them out loud. Hilarity ensues.

So I’m looking around and discover that yes, such a thing exists, but it’s definitely a bit less high-tech than I thought. I introduce to you the X-Rated Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar. Gah.

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Are you a dog lover? Here is a gadget that will give you hours of fun, Hound Bytes Talking Dog Collar; this is the worlds first talking dog collar.

You can take your dog for a walk and be the envy of your friends, with the
RC control you can make your dog use funny phrases such as:

* It’s a dog eat dog world, so eat me!
* Tricks! You wanna see tricks? Get yourself a hooker!
* Woof, woof, I don’t think we’ve been formally introduced

It’s only $12.99 so you won’t have to spend much to lose your dignity.