I knew when I got to the Neighborhood watch meeting last week, that guy from down on the corner was talking about me again. I saw him outside, standing next to his car. Of course I take security a little more seriously then the rest of the people who just like to *say* that are protecting our neighborhood. Next time though, I’ll be able to hear him. I just bought the new Spy Monocular & Long Range Sound Recorder.

I know that jerk was talking about me. I know it. And if he thinks he’s going to get away with this, he’s in for a rude awakening. I know he’s been talking to the watch leader. Excessive use of force. Those damn kids in their hoodies deserved everything they got. Besides, I used a bag of oranges, not a pillowcase full of door knobs.. yet.

I’ll fix him next time. I’ll be watching and recording using the new 8x monocular with a parabolic dish from Brando. I even got a great deal on it, $44.00 plus shipping.

By Andrew Liszewski

A talking digital watch might have made headlines back in the 80’s and wowed shoppers at the local Radio Shack, but these days that technology is old hat. But what if that talking watch only told the time in Japanese? Well now you’re onto something!

Combining both retro digital chic and the opportunity to learn another language, these talking watches can be considered both a stylish accessory and an educational aide as you learn how to tell time in Japanese at the push of a button. Just $18.99 from FredFlare.com available in 6 rad colors including grey, purple, white, blue, green and black.

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